Every year the film industry supplies us with hundreds of new films, counting on the sincere gratitude of the viewer. We don’t even always understand what a huge impact films have on the life of an ordinary person. Actually, cinema is a powerful weapon…
The tape can motivate, give strength, push to certain actions, or even change the way of thinking of the viewer. Be careful, because our relationship is also under the gun!
This is how it works. For many couples, spouses or heterosexual friends, there is no better leisure time than watching a movie together… A not too attentive man can forever ruin the impression of himself only by the wrong choice of the film. You will say that this is all nonsense and real feelings cannot be destroyed by a small oversight? But no, it is natural for a person to make hasty conclusions, the guy will not even notice how the emergency exit from the friend zone will forever be blocked by the barricades of stereotypes.
Today we will talk about 10 pretty famous filmswhich not worth watching with a girl, no matter who you are. The wife, of course, will not file for divorce, but she may refuse to watch together next time. And the relationship of new couples will even be in jeopardy if the other half did not appreciate your, no doubt, amazing taste. So let’s not risk it!
Don’t threaten South Central while sipping your juice in your neighborhood
Director: Paris Barclay
Year of issue: 1995
Every man wants to demonstrate to his beloved his brutality and spontaneity. Many of them saw a picture in childhood. “Don’t threaten South Central while drinking your juice in your neighborhood”… What could be better? Tough black guys sort things out, meet girls, use illegal substances and brandish guns.
But believe me, only a few girls will appreciate the humor and irony of this film. Viewing the picture will only strengthen the young lady in the opinion that you are not averse to going to the left and spending time with friends behind her back, and this is not the best advertisement. The cinema also does not contribute to the creation of a romantic atmosphere – the relationships shown in it are far from the generally accepted ideals and rosy fantasies of any princess.
The Big Lebowski
Director: The Coen Brothers
Year of issue: 1998
What’s wrong with this movie? Everything is decent and beautiful, Jeff Bridges shines in the title role. But let’s get it straight The Big Lebowski Is a saga about a big slacker who has achieved nothing in life. He wants to be compensated for his carpet and a significant part of the film achieves this goal, since the guy simply has no other occupation.
A girl would hardly want to have an affair with a man if he smiles at the screen when she sees the lifestyle of Lebowski, whom her friends call “dude” (or “dyudya” if you have a different voice acting). Of course, Coen brothers – masters of subtle humor and irony, but how you will prove this to the lady is a big question.
Lock, money, two barrels
Director: Guy Ritchie
Year of issue: 1998
Date under “Lock, Stock, Two Barrels” – a real torture for the weaker sex. And even young Jason Statham will not save the day, because watching someone constantly rob someone is insanely boring. Tough guys, a lot of guns, suitcases with money, tough methods of solving issues and other delights – these are purely male toys.
You don’t watch Brazilian TV shows with your friends, so you should feel sorry for the girl, if not because of high feelings, then at least, guided by the concepts of philanthropy.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Director: Kevin Smith
Year of issue: 2001
It’s hard to say anything good about this movie, but judging by the relatively high ratings, men are not averse to reviewing the tape about the adventures of two reckless friends. Why shouldn’t you show your picture to girls? Well if tons of toilet humor and jokes below the belt – not enough reason, then we wash our hands.
Periodically while watching a creation Kevin Smith, a person experiences “Spanish shame” or, as they say now, “krinj”. Such a film can only be shared with well-known people who will definitely not go anywhere from you.
All or nothing
Director: Peter Segal
Genre: sports, crime
Year of issue: 2005
If you think that a girl will definitely like a movie about American football, if she is engaged in fitness, we hasten to disappoint you. Sports, especially for men and absolutely unpopular in our latitudes, do not interest women at all. And in this tape it is difficult to find something really valuable for them.
Prison, parody prisoners, weak humor, American football and Adam Sandler – not the best set of a seducer. If you are an avid sports fan, you should choose a discipline that is more understandable for the fair sex, for example, figure skating.
Director: Eli Roth
Year of issue: 2005
A favorite trick of men is to scare a lady in order to achieve tactile contact. A light horror film acts on a girl in full accordance with our expectations – she is not too afraid, but she gets an excellent reason to snuggle up to her protector.
View painting “Hostel” will make the faint-hearted lady quickly abandon your company. If a girl continues to watch this cruel and realistic film, rest assured that now she is the last thing she thinks about romance and your person.
Bride at any cost
Director: Dmitry Grachev
Year of issue: 2009
Of course, not every couple will guess to see the picture. “Bride at any cost”, insofar as Pavel Volya able to scare away even daring spectators. However, cinema cannot be called frankly bad, it carries a certain meaning and morality.
Throughout the entire tape, the main character openly uses women, breaks their hearts and adds new hairpins to his collection. I wonder what kind of emotions watching such a movie will cause your girlfriend? Better not to check.
The skin I live in
Director: Pedro Almodovar
Genre: Thriller, Art House
Year of issue: 2011
Calling this film bad will not turn your tongue, but shocking – quite. Even if we discard the conventions and close our eyes to the art-house performance of the tape, the plot is able to unbalance, including a person with a sufficiently strong psyche.
A talented doctor (Antonio Banderos), engaged in the creation of artificial leather, is experimenting with a mysterious captive. Everything changes a little when it becomes clear that the slave is an ex-man.
Watching a movie is definitely not conducive to creating a cozy atmosphere. The devil is in the details, and a simple retelling of the plot does not give even the slightest idea about the psychological content of the tape.
Director: Kevin Smith
Year of issue: 2014
From this picture, the blood runs cold. Don’t be fooled Justin Long, who played in the “zero” careless students, has already grown up and reached new genres.
AT “Tivne” they will make a real walrus out of it, and witnessing this process is a mission for strong-minded people.
Co-viewing doesn’t look like a good solution in this case. Most girls are better off not seeing this at all, which is confirmed by the rather low ratings of the tape.
Director: Martin Scorsese
Genre: Drama, Crime
Year of issue: 2019
Before us is a wonderful adaptation of the book by Charles Brandt “I heard you paint at home”… De Niro, Al Pacino, Pesci – stars of the first magnitude, especially when it comes to the genre of the gangster saga. The only problem is that this topic is not in the sphere of interests of the majority of women. The timing of the tape is more than three hours and the fact that the chosen one will go to bed much earlier than you is a fact that does not need proof.
The film tells about a young man who accidentally met an authoritative mafia. Small tasks and simple assignments are just the tip of the iceberg and the beginning of a very long but interesting story.